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Well, OK, it's not quite as simple as that. The problem is there is
a third class of computer user, as well as geeks and complete idiots. The
technical term for this third class is: men. Men are complete idiots who
want to pretend to be geeks. Men are people who would, if they had a free
choice, drive round to the supermarket to pick up the shopping in a formula
one racing car. Unfortunately, the majority of computer users are men.
This accounts for the otherwise inexplicable success of Microsoft products.